What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 23:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

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Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Next, they tried...

No go.

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So they tried

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Is the 4B movement's aggressiveness against men for seeing women as mantelpieces valid?

Unacceptable again!

share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

So, the docs changed it to read

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Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

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No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Are you afraid of being alone?

Still no good

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Are landlords allowed to make unreasonable requests?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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