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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 23:55

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
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Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Next, they tried...
No go.
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Unacceptable again!
share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
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No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Are you afraid of being alone?
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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